Ultimate sms -- telugu

Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam
Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam
Wife: eduku?
Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram

peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.

kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

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Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,

Daggariki Velte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi …!

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neeku kinda unnadi kaavaalaa?
aitey press down
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.

andhukey annaru neellalo edo theda undani

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vedava veedu kuda neelage messagelu pampadam manesadu anduke vuriteesesa.
nuvaina message pamputava leda.....??

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Message choosava?

Chukkalu kanipinchaya?

Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

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meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

leda?

ayite Ikkada choodoooo................ ..............!

kinda

kinda

inka kinda

inka inka

inka

inka

inka

inka..................... .

Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............

57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

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Girlrey.. Nenu Cheppu teesanante ne champa Vasipoddi......


Boy: Osey.. Nenu"ZIPPU" teesanante ne kadupu vasipoddi......

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can u give me Rs5000/-

i will retrn it on friday.need it urgently .

help me pls.

i know u have money pls .

surly i will give back pls...

(sardar talking with ATM machine)

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manasunte sms pampu

abhimanamunte picture msg pampu

dabbulu unte cell ki balance pampu

anni unte nee cell ni courier lo pampu... !!!

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neil armstrong lands on moon & shocked seeing 2 ppl alredy there and asked .....

hey who are u????

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camera man raghu tho swapnaa....tv9...keep smiling

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nenu mahatma gandhi abhimanini,

gandhi gari photos collect chestunnanu,

meru kuda help cheyandi,

mee intlo unna Rs.500, Rs.1000 notelu naaku post cheyandi please...

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Dad: emma exam pass ayyava...?


Daughter: ledu fail ayya..


Dad: pakkintlo "abbaiah"ni chudu 1st class lo

pass ayyadu..

Daugther: ala chusi chuse nenu fail ayyanu..

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*INVITATION 4 U*
Deyyalavari pelli pilupu

pishachi vamsham vari raktha pinjari

vari yokka dushta putrudu "KASHMORA"ki

mariyu bhuthala vari nikrushta kumarthe

"MOHINI PISHACHI" vivaham

TIME : 12:05 am,

VENUE : voori chivara bavilo

Via : smashanam,

Dinner :manishi fry, purre pulusu,

raktha kola,

itlu. korivi deyyala sangam.

MUKYA ATHIDI : cini heroine soundarya

& New gest michel jakson

CHIVARAKU : silk smitha disco dance.

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