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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1234567890?%-&+= emito janalu em pampina chaduvutharu na msg ante intha craz!
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Adi 1927

july 6 friday,

ardha raatri

time 12:10

Oori bayata,

samashanam
daggara

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Telusukoni em
pikutahv?


Musukuni Paduko.:ta unt:
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
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Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....

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Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...:da nce1:

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Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante?????:bangh ead::rockon :
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi.... dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa let, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani...
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Gulabi andam kanna...
Sampangi suvasana kanna....
Mallela telladanam kanna....
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.
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B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card noampistunna. press down

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ikkada blade tho geeku....

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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
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balupu(neelage)..

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra..

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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku....
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