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Monday, August 24, 2009
Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu...



''Prajarajyaniki'' swaagatham palukuthu nava samaaja nirmananiki naandi palukuthu yuvasakthi tharapuna e suresh subabhinandhanalu...''Jai chiranjeeva''.



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Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?

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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu. (pradeep)


Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.



Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.



Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....



Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....
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Messages
levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?


TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.


Kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
Kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu yadhalo
Vedukolu cheptu
Haiga nidurinchu nedthama

Sai kumar famous dialog:

exam lo kanipinche 3 paperlu...

question paper, answer paper, hall ticket,

aite

kanapadani aa 4 papere ra slip

SHAKILA: amma na pelli appudu chestav? enka enni rojulu agali
MOM: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu tanu navvite pelli kayam.....

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz nenu abcd lu rasi pampistunna nuvvu 123 lu raasi pampinchu.......keep smiling

Dad: if u pass the exam I'll present 1 cycle
Son:i fail?
Dad:i'll present u 10 cycles
Son:why 10 dad?
Dad: To open cycle shop

Elephant:Darling nuvvu oppukunte ninnu pelli chesukunta.
Ant:ennisarlu cheppali ma entilo inter cast marriages opukoru. Nannu marachipo dear.

Teacher say students 2 write an essay on cricket match
All were busy in writing except sardar
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He wrote "Due to rain, No match"

Teacher: If a=b,b=c then a=c, can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love my teacher,teacher love her daughter so i love teacher's daughter......



Sardar: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Friend: Then what happend?
Sardar: Nothing, she married the post man.



Sardarji fixed his marriage on may 2nd. He sent invitation to his friends
like this--------->
"Marriage is on May 2nd plz come on 1st night and help me..............
Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no:pampistunna. press down

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ikkada blade tho geeku....

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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..

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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!

kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu

yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu

haiga nidurinchu
nesthama.

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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi

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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali

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Enjoy.... :lol:

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…


How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"


When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS


so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!


Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping



Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time


What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends


A girl & boy
were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married


A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.


Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!


Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me


When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha


Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!


Man
: How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born


When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!


Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first


Husband:
Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents


Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat?
A: Fast food

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