Paa: Do I have a girlfriend?

mitabh Bachchan is fully in character, as 12-year-old progeria-struck Auro, where he plays son to his real-life son Abhishek. The Big B decided to blog as Auro, talking about the promotional activities for Paa.

He writes, “Auro did 10 radio station interviews today. He spoke like Auro, answered like Auro, behaved like Auro … and got one kiss from one RJ also, you know ..? And so many presents they gave … to me. I got chocolate and and … and I got one book also to read from one Aunty. She was very nice Aunty … she ask me to sing one song for her .. and she had in hand one , one … you know what they call .. some tape recorder something .. they hold very close to my face … i do not like it to be sooo close … then they also come close to me … yaa! Then after they finish .. they laugh and say O! my God ! … like that only they say .. I don’t know why they say .. and then they put hand on their face and they look at me .. and then I don’t know where to look .. I think they like talking to me .. naa ! Yaa!” “Sooo many came to my office .. and I gave them to drink some tea and eats also I gave .. I think they don’t like it … because they never ask for more … ” ‘Auro’ also suspects, at times, that people are laughing at him. “ … They sometime they laugh at me .. because I have gap in my tooth, sorry teeth.. no.. so they laugh .. because i can’t say F and PH and S word .. the air goes through my teeth and only PHOOSH sound it comes … ”!

He adds, “AAAHhh ..! then they ask me very naughty naughty question .. they ask me if I have girlfriend .. chcheeeeh .. so bad no they talk? How they can ask me this .. I don’t like .. one girl no, in my school she always look at me .. then I run away from there .. all my gang .. my friends … they all tease me … they are so bad no, I don’t look at them, I don’t like them .. I only like ‘khichdi’.. you know khichdi .. it very nice … it is made with … with … I don’t know what it made with, but I like it.. with ‘mirchi’ .. you know like Radio Mirchi, that mirchi … but mom she never give me ..”

‘Auro’ reveals, “In my home you know … I have very big monkey in my room … I talk to him every day but he never talk to me .. he is made in China, so he speak only Chinese … I dance like him sometime in the rain … I take my mom out into the rain also … she laughs too much .. but my PAA he is not like that he is very important person … you know MP? Like in politician MP, like that he is. He is very nice to me … he take me on his back when I tired.. tired … MY PAA strongest!”

“My best friend he got 4 eyes like me .. he wear glasses and he want to be dancer only … ho ho hoh ahaaahoha .. dancer in ballet dance … how he can be dancer like that?” The sleepy ‘Auro’ signs off, as superstar Bachchan takes over once more!(TNN)